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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

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Dan Ryckert, Senior Editor of Giant Bomb Dot Com and Professional Adult

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how many chances have we given you? how many times have we sat right here and had the same conversation over and over again? where you look us in the eye and you’re pleading us and you play on our emotions and you tell us anything and everything you think we wanna hear just so we’ll give you another chance and it makes us feel like fools — every time. enough, Jesse. enough. we are not going to have this in our house. we need you. to leave!

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